Bakken Oil Strike in Montana: America gets to keep their SUV’s.

Texas oil company Ewing Oil have discovered what has rumoured to be the largest oil find in America. But will it be enough? We find out why.
Yes it’s a factoid for true, those Montana good ol’ boys are trading in their cowboy hats for tea towels following the largest oil discovery in US history. J.R. Ewing of Ewing Oil Corp in Texas told TheOtherNews, “By golly it’s the best thing since mama’s apple and cranberry pie. And the first real paying job my family have had since the ‘80’s after our shares plummeted when I got shot at for shagging that young... well that’s not important now. The Ewings are back and we’re gonna kick ass!”
The US Govt. refused to comment on the find with President Bush saying, “I guess we’re running outta places to invade now, may as well hit that Montana place, wherever that is.”
Plans are underway to design a new city in the Bakken Formation region that promises to be even bigger than Dubai. “Yes” Ewing says “We gonna build us a World Island complex too, it’s gonna include all the States of America! And maybe that little Middle East place off to the side for our old 4x4 swampers and Coor’s empties.”